Kid terrified big box under Christmas tree might be a Wii U

anxious_kidWith the big day now little over a week away, 10-year-old Sam Harris has grown increasingly concerned that the large blue present sitting under the Christmas tree might be a Wii U.

Despite months of extolling the merits of the PS4, Sam remains convinced that his well-meaning parents have nevertheless mistakenly purchased Nintendo’s troubled console.

“I’m pretty stressed out right now”, said Sam. “I’ve told all my friends that I’m getting a PS4 with Killzone Shadow Fall, so what the fuck are they going to think when they come round and I load up Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade?”

“They already screwed up my birthday when they bought me Grand Slam Tennis 2 instead of GTA5, and now it looks like they’re going to ruin Christmas too.”

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  1. Yikes! Good luck kid. :)

  2. It will be hilarious when he gets his Wii-U this Christmas.

  3. No 10 year old should be playing GTA5, and any 10 year old that is playing GTA5 has bad parents.

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