A drunken man was severely injured after participating in a strategic turn-based fight with several other men outside a bar in Manchester, England.
Police were called in the early hours of Friday to the incident outside a local bar where they discovered David Frederick, 28, lying face-down on the pavement, bleeding heavily. Witnesses claim that Mr Frederick had stood completely motionless whilst a number of men had taken it in turns to punch, kick and stab him.
12 hours ago
2 days ago
3 days ago
5 days ago
8 days agoA drunken man was severely injured after participating in a strategic turn-based fight with several...
The quaint town of Cirencester, England, was left reeling today after another instance of seemingly...
The International Olympic Committee’s executive board has voted to include competitive strafing...
US Defence Secretary Leon Panetta says a video which appears to show US Marines tea bagging the...
Tensions between the West and Iran have increased further following allegations that President Obama...
North Korea’s young new leader, Kim Jong-un, plans to style himself on former Helghast overlord,...
Employees attending a corporate team building event at a remote country mansion had to be evacuated...
Tuberculosis which appears to be totally resistant to phoenix downs, potions, spells, herbs and...
The UK’s Department for Work and Pensions is taking aim at bogus knee injuries in its latest...
Tuberculosis which appears to be totally resistant to phoenix downs, potions, spells, herbs and...
Wide-spread use of portal guns means that the government will not fulfil its vow to reduce net migration...
Hornet is recalling nearly 700,000 vehicles after admitting that the latest version of the popular...
A drunken man was severely injured after participating in a strategic turn-based fight with several other men outside a bar in Manchester, England.
Police were called in the early hours of Friday to the incident outside a local bar where they discovered David Frederick, 28, lying face-down on the pavement, bleeding heavily. Witnesses claim that Mr Frederick had stood completely motionless whilst a number of men had taken it in turns to punch, kick and stab him.
Read more →
The quaint town of Cirencester, England, was left reeling today after another instance of seemingly random pottery vandalism.
The town, which is nestled deep in the heart of the Cotswolds, has been dealing with a spate of identical attacks during which an unknown perpetrator forces their way into homes, picks up pieces of the owners pottery or stoneware, raises them above his head and smashes them on the ground.
Read more →
The International Olympic Committee’s executive board has voted to include competitive strafing at the 2012 Olympics, following significant pressure from professional strafers.
Running backwards, rocket jumping and camping were also hoping to be included, but have all missed out on the basis they were either too dangerous or likely to infuriate spectators.
Read more →
The UK’s Ministry of Defence is investigating reports that a soldier accidentally took out a hand grenade, pulled the pin and threw it whilst in an enclosed space, killing his entire squad.
In an unauthorised statement Private James O’Neil admitted inadvertently causing the deaths of his colleagues, but claimed that insufficient training prior to deployment had led to the disastrous mistake.
Read more →
Employees attending a corporate team building event at a remote country mansion had to be evacuated after a number of individuals developed an insatiable desire to consume human flesh.
Organisers attempted to evacuate the building but discovered that every conceivable exit was blocked by seemingly indestructible wooden doors, all of which were locked, often from the other side.
Read more →
Residents of Liberty City remain in shock today following the senseless act of altruism committed Monday by 17 year old Liberty High student, Jason Cooper, and his 15 year old accomplice, Martin Walsh.
As the investigation into the congenial atrocity continues a more detailed picture of Monday’s events is emerging. Cooper and Walsh began their affable rampage shortly after morning break, giving no warning whatsoever of their benevolent intentions.
Read more →
Tuberculosis which appears to be totally resistant to phoenix downs, potions, spells, herbs and other health items has been reported for the first time by Indian doctors.
Doctors in Mumbai said 12 patients had been found to have a “totally health item resistant” form of the infection, with three having already died. TB is already one of the world’s biggest killers, second only to being torn apart in epic battle.
Read more →
US Defence Secretary Leon Panetta says a video which appears to show US Marines tea bagging the corpses of dead soldiers is “funny but utterly deplorable”.
The video, which was posted online, purports to show a number of US Marines tea bagging the bodies of several dead enemy fighters. At one point a marine appears to fall to the ground after accidently tripping on one of the bodies and is himself tea bagged.
Read more →
